Japanese Sexual Terms and Cartoon Voice Actors, what do they have in common?

Nothing actually.

I was going through my vocabulary list this morning, and I was feeling idle, so I cross referenced some of the words with JDICT and Denshi Jisho (which basically is built on top of J-dict plus some other sources). I found some ermm...interesting words.

So, in order to avoid more useless words, let's get to the meat of the matter. The following list isn't ranked or anything.

10 Dirty Japanese Words To Use Before You Die

1) 外出し: sotodashi(noun) - extravaginal ejaculation. You can contrast this with 中出し(nakadashi), which means ejaculating inside, whether intra-vaginal, or intra-anal.

2) 豆：　mame(noun) - female genitalia, especially the clitoris (this actually means pea...double meaning anyone?)



3) 打っ掛け: bukkake(noun) - ejaculating into someone's face. Doing a Google Image Search on this (with SafeSearch ON), will have you in stitches for hours.


4) ビタミンエス: bitamin esu(noun) - literally, vitamin S. In other words, SPERM!

5) おまんこ：　omanko(noun, suru verb) - as a noun, it means vagina. As a suru veb, it means to have sexual intercourse (it has a tone approximately between the words "screw" and "f*ck").

6)　万摺り： manzuri(noun) - female masturbation.



7) 初体験: shotaiken(noun) - first experience in any activity. In slang, it means one's first sexual experience.



8) 傷物: kizumono(noun) - a woman who is no longer a virgin. Literally, "damaged goods".



9) 立ち役： tachiyaku(noun) - the man that plays the male role in a homosexual relationship. It's a term for kabuki (a sort of Japanese play, where men play both male and female roles. Eww...)


10) 入れて下さい: irete kudasai(exp) - "Please, put it in."; "Do me." Preferably a term only used by women (and unfortunately, sometimes gay men...tsk tsk).


But, that's probably enough with polluting your minds with the awesome perversion of the Japanese, here's something to rot it now.

A listing of some cartoon voice actors was on the MSN homepage and I found it interesting. I was always curious about who the voice actors behind many of my favourite cartoon characters were. This list is a good start, but of course GOOGLE is where you may want to search for more information. ^_^

That's about enough pointless information for today I'd like to think. So, I guess it's time for me to shove off. I think I'll resume playing with my new character in Dragon Age (a human female noble who is a warrior).

That's all folks,
Gavin.

P.S. STARCRAFT 2 IS OUT! MUST...BUY...COPY...

Microsoft Strikes Back

I'm pretty sure we all know about the Conficker worm.

And we all know about Microsoft(right Mom?).

Put them together, and what do you get?



(No, that's not a serious pic, and I linked to it from Gizmodo by the way...its not my invention.)

"Is this guy for REAL?!!" you ask yourself, while laughing hysterically.

Nope, I'm just a figment of your imagination who writes this blog.

Anyway, those of us who use Windows Live Messenger have had to tolerate that piece of crap called the Windows Live OneCare Safety Scanner anytime we transfer files. Scanning my files every time I send and receive them wouldn't be so bad, but it always seems to freeze my PC (and no, its not a memory or processing power issue, the OneCare scanner just sucks). Yes, that's right. The WINDOWS LIVE ONECARE SAFETY SCANNER sucks, and I hope it's mother gets run over by rabid, castrated, hellbound MOUNTAIN GOATS!!! (Yes, I know you can turn it off, and I did that, but I just had to get that out of my system :D)

So, I check out the BBC World News website today, and what do I see?

Well, I see Microsoft out to release FREE anti-virus software. Yup people, that's right, free like beer!! Its called Morro. And it won't come bundled with the latest version of Windows (probably due to antitrust concerns....you can't expect to be an evil megacorporation without some consequences now, can you? You should follow Google's example...lol). I wish them all the best with Morro, but I hope they remember to make it so that it doesn't piss people off.

Windows has actually been pissing me off a lot lately, and I don't know why. I suppose its WMS(think PMS style symptoms, but as it pertains to Windows...yup lol).

So will I actually be using Windows 7?

The answer is, yes, I will.

Why?

Because Windows has a monopoly on gaming. And as both a dedicated gamer and aspiring(read: wannabe) game designer, I have no choice but to stick with established traditions(at least until I get the resources to run a campaign to put Linux on top as the ultimate gaming system :D)

Anyway, onto less serious issues:

First of all, I've almost beat Devil May Cry 3. The final fight with Vergil is really difficult...and its pissing me off. But I will persevere (this is coming from the guy who fought Beowulf about 15 times lol).



I love this song. I feel like a complete dork for not remembering the name of this song. The instrumental is wicked, although the vocals are sort of crappy.

Next video:



Yes, Will Smith used to be a rapper,for the benefit of those of you who never knew that (this means a lot of people, surprisingly). This was like the cool song when I was in Grade 5 or so. (Its still cool to me, and you people can't tell me shit otherwise :P)

Here comes Men In Black...Galaxy Defenders...
With a theme song like that, it could have been a cool Saturday morning cartoon. In fact, it had a cool Saturday morning cartoon at one point. The score for it sounded pretty cool too. Here it is for your benefit:



Anyway, I'm done writing enough crap for now. Its 2:24, but I don't want to go to my damn bed. I think I'll go read some Questionable Content, and then go eat some Oreos, then vomit them all over the floor.

Goodnight World!!
*Exits stage left*

The End of Avatar

Damn right. It came, it went, and it was amazing.

2 years ago when I saw the first Avatar episode, I was impressed. It was one of the few times that an American cartoon(with the exception of the Batman cartoons), had made amazed me like that. I knew it was going to be good from the beginning.

Well, here in the present, thats it. Avatar is done. The ending was really satisfying in my opinion. I've also started liking Zuko. I'm not going to reveal much, but here's ONE spoiler for you unlucky bastards : Most of the relationships turn out as you expect. And Azula also got SCREWED(not in the way you perverts are thinking lol).

I'd actually wanted to be one of the first persons to blog about the end of Avatar, so I'm pretty happy since Google searches haven't turned up much.

Woot!! First dibs on fresh meat.

The OpenGL sample is coming fine.

Oh yeah, my birthday was actually 3 days ago. :P

Peace and Love,
An Avatar Fan.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Two posts in one day. WOOT!

I was wondering,since on Megavideo, they have whole episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion... what would it be like if for every post, I embedded an episode?

The answer is, it would be KICKASS!!!

Seriously though. Its a cool idea. Here's the first one, for the benefit of all those who don't know what it is. It came highly recommended from Todd and Marc. Thanks guys. I owe ya one(or is it two? Whatever >_>).



Hope you enjoyed.